Aviva. Aviva. Tsk Tsk. What's wrong here?
What's wrong with what?
The envelope. Take a good look.
I don't know. What is it?
I'll give you three guesses.
Look closely. Look at the return address then look at the Lithuania address and tell me what is wrong.
What is it? Just tell me.
You forgot to put Vilnius. Vilnius, Lithuania.
Oh ok. Can you write it in?
No. You write. Now.
Now? I'm in the middle of something.
Now. Because I'm mailing tomorrow.
A couple days later I was outside with my mom admiring her garden. I cut some basil for a pesto I was making and commented that it is really nuts to grow this much.
We'll never use all this basil. How much pesto can we make?
I'm thinking I should sell it in a market next year.
I've been telling you to do that for years. You could make flower arrangements and sell vegetables too.
Yeah. Everyone is telling me I should do this type of work.
I've been telling you that forever!
Maybe you could help me at a market next year.
Then I took Grandma shopping for shoes. This woman has needed decent shoes for the last three years but refuses to get comfortable old lady shoes because then people will know she's old. For the last year I told her that I knew of a place where she might like the shoes and they are not for old ladies. The trick to getting her there was to hijack her. She thought we were going to a department store for blouses but ha ha! The shoe store just happened to be near it and I got her to check out some Birkenstocks.
They have bump inside.
That's the arch support. It's what you want.
I no vant.
Grandma, you'll get used to it.
I no like. I have it pain in ankle and heeel.
Just walk around the store a little.
You makin me vork.
The salesperson helped her find a pair that she liked but didn't admit to. However, she walked around the store a few times without pressure from me, and ended up buying them. I felt like a hero. Then she wanted to do three other errands and lunch. I found to my shock, that Grandma has more shopping stamina than I do. I was so exhausted that I crashed for a nap when I got home.
Since I spend more time with Dad than Mom these days, he too has been expecting things from me that I wasn't planning on. He needs me to go grocery shopping with him. He needs me to check out the website he is building. He wants me to help him purge the house of more junk and convince Mom to let him do it. He needs me to listen when everyone else is driving him crazy. I can't complain much about him because he drives me to the train when I don't have a car available.
Since it has been a full year of living at home and I managed not to end up in a mental hospital, I'd like to thank myself for being an awesome fucking person.